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Imagine Life Without Motorbikes T-Shirt

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Imagine Life Without Motorbikes T-Shirt: Bleak, Isn't It?

Go on, try to imagine it. No, we can't either. Our Imagine Life Without Motorbikes slogan t-shirt is the perfect funny gift for bikers who consider two wheels an essential part of life rather than a hobby. Whether you're a weekend rider, a daily commuter or a lifelong motorcyclist, this is the tee that says exactly what needs to be said.

Why You'll Love It

  • Classic fit: relaxed and comfortable on the road and off
  • 100% soft jersey cotton: breathable, lightweight and kind to skin
  • Premium digital print: bold, crisp slogan that stays sharp wash after wash
  • Machine washable and tumble dry safe
  • Available in Men's and Women's styles, sizes Small to 3XL, in Black and Blue

Makes a Great Gift For...

  • Motorcyclists, bikers and two-wheel enthusiasts of all kinds
  • Anyone who considers a life without motorbikes genuinely unthinkable
  • Birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day gifts for him
  • The biker who has never once questioned their priorities

Designed and printed in Buckinghamshire by Getting Shirty using the latest digital printing technology. Every tee arrives ready to wear. Spend over £30 and enjoy free UK postage.

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Size Guide

Men's / Unisex T-Shirts

A classic tee great for both men and women and made from 100% ring-spun soft jersey cotton. Machine washable, just follow the instructions on the label.

  S M L XL XXL XXXL
Chest (inches) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48


Women's T-Shirts

A fashion fit women's style tee made from 100% ring-spun soft jersey cotton. This tee can be a snug fit so please order the next size up if you prefer a looser fit. Machine washable, just follow the instructions on the label.

  S M L XL XXL XXXL
UK Size 6-8 10 12 14 16 18
Chest (inches) 31 33 36 38 43 48

 

Delivery Times

All of our products are made to order and dispatched from our Buckinghamshire base within 48 hours of your order being placed.

UK - Postage is free to all UK destinations when you spend over £30, otherwise it's just £2.00. All deliveries are made using Royal Mail Second Class post which is not a tracked method. Deliveries can take up to 5 business days to arrive from the date of order. This delivery method is not recorded so no tracking information will be available.

Europe - Deliveries are made using Royal Mail’s International Standard service and your purchase should arrive within 10 working days from the date of dispatch. Delivery charges will be calculated at checkout and will depend on the number of products ordered.

 

Rest of the World - Deliveries are made using Royal Mail’s International Standard service and your purchase should arrive within 15 working days from the date of dispatch. Delivery charges will be calculated at checkout and will depend on the number of products ordered.

Please note that in exceptional circumstances (a global pandemic, for example) or during the busy holiday seasons deliveries may take longer.

Returns and Refunds

Returns
We offer a 30 day money-back guarantee. If 30 days have passed since your purchase, we cannot offer you a refund or exchange.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.

Gift Cards are exempt from being returned.

Any personalised, customised or items bespoke to your specification.

To return an item please contact help@gettingshirty.com or click here stating your name, email address, order number and reason for the return. We'll then get straight back to you with details of how to return your purchase for a refund or replacement.

Refunds (if applicable)
Once your return is received and inspected, the refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your original method of payment, within 5 working days.

Sale items (if applicable)
Only regular priced items will be refunded, unfortunately sale items cannot be refunded.

Exchanges (if applicable)
If you need to exchange An item for a different size or colour, please contact help@gettingshirty.com or click here stating your name, email address, order number and reason for the return.

Shipping
All returns should be posted to:
Getting Shirty
PO Box 1060
Aylesbury
HP20 9LB
United Kingdom

You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. Please use a recorded delivery method for your return postage. We will not accept responsibility for any returns that get lost in the postal system.

Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you may vary.

Ethics

Our clothing complies with the requirements of the OEKO-TEX® Standard 100. This is a globally recognised certification system for textiles and other materials, indicating that they have been tested for harmful substances and are therefore safe for human use.
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Simms

Wonderful fit would buy again, highly recommended

Thanks so much for your kind words! We're thrilled you love the T-shirt and look forward to serving you again.

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Amazon Customer

Excellent service

Thank you for your kind words! We're glad you had a great experience with Getting Shirty.

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Paul Simmons

Good value for the money

Thank you for your kind words! We're glad you're happy with the value of your purchase.

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Kindle Customer

Bought this for the hubby for Christmas and he loves it.

We're thrilled to hear your husband loved the T-shirt! Thanks for sharing your lovely feedback and for choosing Getting Shirty. Happy holidays!

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Mrs C.

Casual wear

Thanks for the great review! We're glad you enjoy the Casual wear. Hope to see you again soon.

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Geoffrey Griffiths

It’s what I was hoping for!

Thanks for your positive feedback! We're glad the T-shirt met your expectations.

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josenobrega

Thanks very nice I am pleased with it

Thank you for your kind words! We're thrilled to hear you're pleased with your purchase. Enjoy your T-shirt!

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Angelina Russell

It's soft and comfortable. Great value. Will definitely recommend this tshirt.

Thank you for your kind words! We're glad you love the t-shirt and appreciate your recommendation.

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Amazon Customer

I bought this for my husband as yes he has a motorbike , the words are so funny yet so true.. the fit is perfect and he says that it’s nice that it comes at a good size at the back ( 6ft 4 T-shirts are always too short at the back ) lovely material and colour

Thanks for sharing your positive experience! We're glad your husband liked the T-shirt and that it fits well. Enjoy!

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FRAN

I bought a Large & returned it immediately. My son doesn’t like tight, exchanged it for XL, perfect.

Thanks for sharing your experience! Glad the XL fits perfectly.

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hugh henry

Bought for husband loved it and was amused.

Glad to hear your husband loved the T-shirt! Thanks for sharing your feedback.

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Krys

The design obviously caught my eye and resulted in purchase. A nice t with a funky funny message is always good and so I bought two ts for one of my sons who spends most of his working life in attics sweating like a pig installing pipe work ( poor sod!)
So he likes’ts’

Thanks for your positive review! Glad your son likes the T-shirts and that the design caught your eye. Hope they bring a smile during his work!

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Simon Melinda

Exactly as on the picture,good material

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Simon Melinda

Exactly as on the picture,good material

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joe

I brought this t shirt as a Christmas present

Thank you for choosing Getting Shirty for your Christmas gift! We hope it's a hit.

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Gail Speirs

This is an xmas gift

Thanks for sharing! Hope the gift is well received.

Free Shipping

Postage is free to all UK destinations when you spend over £30, otherwise it's just £2 per delivery.

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