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Christmas Jumper T-Shirt

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The Christmas Jumper T-Shirt: Technically Correct, The Best Kind of Correct

It says Christmas Jumper. It is, therefore, a Christmas Jumper. Our Christmas Jumper t-shirt is the perfect funny gift for anyone who appreciates deadpan humour and the joy of technically meeting a brief. Whether you're buying for an office Christmas party, a festive gathering or simply someone who finds the whole Christmas jumper tradition mildly absurd, this is the tee that delivers.

Why You'll Love It

  • Classic fit: relaxed and comfortable for Christmas parties and beyond
  • 100% soft jersey cotton: breathable, lightweight and kind to skin
  • Premium digital print: bold, crisp design that stays sharp wash after wash
  • Machine washable and tumble dry safe
  • Available in Men's and Women's styles, sizes Small to 3XL, in Black and Blue

Makes a Great Gift For...

  • Anyone who finds the Christmas jumper tradition brilliantly absurd
  • Office Christmas party attendees who want to technically comply
  • Birthdays, Christmas and novelty gifts for him or her
  • The person who appreciates a loophole as much as a laugh

Designed and printed in Buckinghamshire by Getting Shirty using the latest digital printing technology. Every tee arrives ready to wear. Spend over £30 and enjoy free UK postage.

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Size Guide

Men's / Unisex T-Shirts

A classic tee great for both men and women and made from 100% ring-spun soft jersey cotton. Machine washable, just follow the instructions on the label.

  S M L XL XXL XXXL
Chest (inches) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48


Women's T-Shirts

A fashion fit women's style tee made from 100% ring-spun soft jersey cotton. This tee can be a snug fit so please order the next size up if you prefer a looser fit. Machine washable, just follow the instructions on the label.

  S M L XL XXL XXXL
UK Size 6-8 10 12 14 16 18
Chest (inches) 31 33 36 38 43 48

 

Delivery Times

All of our products are made to order and dispatched from our Buckinghamshire base within 48 hours of your order being placed.

UK - Postage is free to all UK destinations when you spend over £30, otherwise it's just £2.00. All deliveries are made using Royal Mail Second Class post which is not a tracked method. Deliveries can take up to 5 business days to arrive from the date of order. This delivery method is not recorded so no tracking information will be available.

Europe - Deliveries are made using Royal Mail’s International Standard service and your purchase should arrive within 10 working days from the date of dispatch. Delivery charges will be calculated at checkout and will depend on the number of products ordered.

 

Rest of the World - Deliveries are made using Royal Mail’s International Standard service and your purchase should arrive within 15 working days from the date of dispatch. Delivery charges will be calculated at checkout and will depend on the number of products ordered.

Please note that in exceptional circumstances (a global pandemic, for example) or during the busy holiday seasons deliveries may take longer.

Returns and Refunds

Returns
We offer a 30 day money-back guarantee. If 30 days have passed since your purchase, we cannot offer you a refund or exchange.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.

Gift Cards are exempt from being returned.

Any personalised, customised or items bespoke to your specification.

To return an item please contact help@gettingshirty.com or click here stating your name, email address, order number and reason for the return. We'll then get straight back to you with details of how to return your purchase for a refund or replacement.

Refunds (if applicable)
Once your return is received and inspected, the refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your original method of payment, within 5 working days.

Sale items (if applicable)
Only regular priced items will be refunded, unfortunately sale items cannot be refunded.

Exchanges (if applicable)
If you need to exchange An item for a different size or colour, please contact help@gettingshirty.com or click here stating your name, email address, order number and reason for the return.

Shipping
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Getting Shirty
PO Box 1060
Aylesbury
HP20 9LB
United Kingdom

You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. Please use a recorded delivery method for your return postage. We will not accept responsibility for any returns that get lost in the postal system.

Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you may vary.

Ethics

Our clothing complies with the requirements of the OEKO-TEX® Standard 100. This is a globally recognised certification system for textiles and other materials, indicating that they have been tested for harmful substances and are therefore safe for human use.
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SonicQuack
Comfy and simple.

The bold, simple statement is the draw here, yet you stay for the comfort.I find that many black tees are too thick, which makes me too warm, as I frequently wear a tee under another garment. This particular tee is just right. A medium-thickness cotton, which is both comfortable around the neck and arms, and just the right length around the waist. It doesn't make me too warm either, so it's a real winner.Whilst my photo lightens the top, it is a dark black, with a bright white font.

We're so glad to hear you find the t-shirt comfortable and perfect for your needs. Thanks for sharing your thoughtful review!

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Consumer Compass
"Ironic" Christmas Jumper? It's the whole bloomin’ outfit!

Overall: ★★★★★This Getting shirty tee is genuinely a brilliant, funny antidote to the annual onslaught of genuinely hideous knitwear. The quality of the shirt itself is surprisingly good - it's a nice, mid-weight cotton that feels comfortable and not flimsy at all, suggesting it'll hold up well to a few spins in the wash. As for the slogan, "Christmas jumper." - it’s absolutely hilarious in its simplicity, making a sharp, witty statement by directly calling itself the thing it absolutely is not. It’s the sartorial equivalent of a shrug emoji when everyone else is wearing tinsel and flashing lights. It’s perfect for someone who enjoys the festive spirit but perhaps takes a dim view of itchy acrylic and reindeer with dangly bells. If you're looking for an unassuming, clever way to participate in the 'ugly jumper' tradition without having to actually wear an ugly jumper, this is your ticket.Humour/Slogan ★★★★★This is the whole point of the shirt, isn't it? The simple white text, "Christmas jumper.", is pure, unadulterated, British-style irony. The humour comes from the fact that it is, quite obviously, a t-shirt - the polar opposite of a bulky, hot, often frankly hideous Christmas jumper. It’s such a clever, passive-aggressive way to meet the 'Christmas Jumper Day' brief, and frankly, I had a proper chuckle the moment I saw it. It's the sartorial equivalent of an eyeroll, and I absolutely love it for that.Material Quality ★★★★★I was expecting a bog-standard, thin promotional tee, but this is a substantial piece of cotton. The 180gsm ring-spun cotton has a decent weight to it; it drapes well and doesn't feel cheap or transparent, which is always a bonus. It feels like the sort of t-shirt that will soften up nicely over time rather than just disintegrating after the first wash. Even the print feels robust, like it's not going to crack or peel off as soon as you look at it the wrong way. A surprisingly high-calibre foundation for such a ridiculous message.Fit and Sizing ★★★★★The fit is precisely what I'd call a classic unisex fit - it’s not a tailored, athletic cut, but a comfortable, slightly relaxed shape that’s ideal for layering or just for feeling effortlessly casual. It’s pre-shrunk, which gives me some hope that I won't accidentally turn it into a crop top after a misguided tumble dry. I took an oversized tee and it gave me that lovely, loose fit perfect for lounging around and looking superior to those in their actual jumpers ;)Value ★★★★★Considering the excellent quality of the cotton and the sheer wry brilliance of the slogan, this shirt is fantastic value for laughs. More than just a novelty, it’s a well-made garment that will actually see me through several festive seasons, not just one joke wear. It saves me the trouble and expense of buying a proper, bulky, and probably highly flammable Christmas jumper, only to wear it once and then stuff it in the loft until next year. It’s a wise investment for the ironically inclined.

Thank you so much for your fantastic review of the Christmas Jumper T-Shirt! We're delighted to hear you appreciate its quality and witty design. It's great to know it hits the mark for those who enjoy festive fun with a humorous twist. Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Getting Shirty!

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Edison
Funny Christmas T-shirt, good fit

Love this fun alternative 'Christmas Jumper' t-shirt!Seems decently made with clear white print. Nice soft black 100% cotton.I normally wear size medium, and this size M fits me well (more fitted than baggy).Can be washed at 40c.Ok value.

Thank you for your kind words about the Christmas Jumper T-Shirt! We're glad you like the fit and quality. Hope it brings lots of festive fun!

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Peanut
Perfect for those who get too warm in Christmas jumpers!

Perfect for my partner who doesn't like Christmas jumpers as they tend to make him too warm :)It fits perfectly and is a nice novelty t shirt that he's happy to wear down the pub on Christmas day! Good value for money for the quality I'd say, and nice soft material.

Thank you for your wonderful review! We're delighted to hear that the T-shirt is a perfect alternative for those who prefer a lighter option for Christmas. Glad your partner enjoys it and finds it comfortable. Happy holidays!

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Honest Guy
Recommended at the current reduced price

Chose the more generous XL size, in hope of greater body length and relaxed fit. Technically I’m an L, but the XL is a comfortable fit, with good body length. Being as last year, I supplied the core family members with regular Christmas Jumpers, this, if I keep it hidden, will be quite a surprise.The T-shirt is nicely made, good cotton material, soft to the touch, the message also well done.I like the T-shirt, and happily recommend at the current reduced price.

Thank you for your wonderful review! We're glad to hear you're happy with the fit and quality. Hope it brings some festive surprises!

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Vine Review
Funny

My husband hates the Christmas jumper trend and refuses to wear them, so I got him this because I thought he would find it funny and he might actually wear it at Christmas.He is 6ft4 with a long body so I got the XXL in the hope that it would be long enough to fit him. It is just about long enough, but could do with being a couple of inches longer ideally. It feels designed for the type of man who requires XXL from girth rather than height and so is a bit big and boxy in the wide fit.It's a short sleeved T-shirt. The material feels good quality and soft. It is well finished with no loose threads. The white writing stands out really well against the black background.

Thanks for sharing your detailed feedback. We're glad you liked the quality and design. We appreciate your note on the length and fit, and we'll pass this on to help improve sizing options. Hopefully, your husband enjoys wearing it at Christmas!

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rbmusicman/and/movie-fan'
A FUN AND CHEEKY FESTIVE TOP

For those who dread the obligatory Christmas Jumper day at work, this T-shirt is a fun alternative. Made from good-quality cotton with sturdy stitching, it fits true to size and washes well. To preserve the print, I recommend washing it inside out and avoiding tumble drying.

Thank you for sharing your positive experience! We're delighted to hear you enjoyed the fun and quality of the T-shirt. Wishing you a festive season filled with joy!

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John
Good top, great print quality

Good top, great print qualityThis is a "regular" fit so good for Christmas events

Thanks for your lovely review! We're so happy you like the fit and print quality. Hope you have a fantastic time at your Christmas event!

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Great shirt. Great sense of humour.

Love it. Lots of fun to be had winding up my Christmas loving mates. Such a simple, striking design. The print is really crisp and the quality of the shirt is amazing. I tried it on to check for fit and was really impressed. This shirt is well proportioned and very comfortable to wear. I wanted to wear it, so that I could wash it, ahead of 'deployment'.What I love about this shirt is the little gag you can have, asking if it's too early to wear your Christmas jumper then watching the utter disbelief on people's faces.Brillaint. Well priced, well made, loads of fun!

Thank you so much for your wonderful review! We're thrilled to hear you love the Christmas Jumper T-Shirt and that it brings so much fun. Enjoy spreading holiday cheer!

⭐Bubs & Puds⭐
Basic Christmas Jumper t-shirt

Need a funny Xmas t-shirt? For fun or work?This is the Getting Shirty Christmas Jumper T-Shirt, Made From 100% Cotton, Available In Sizes S To 3XL And Only In Black.This t-shirt is a pretty bog standard cotton crew neck shirt in black, with a white Christmas Jumper. printed on the front. It fits true to size, I got an XL and it was a good fit.Being pure cotton these shirts are quite thin and not thick like polyester blend.Wash inside out…Overall I'd recommend this if you go a size up and get on offer, as they are not cheap for a plain t-shirt with 2 words printed on.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts on the Getting Shirty Christmas Jumper T-Shirt. We're glad to hear it fits well and suits your needs. Your tip to size up and wait for a good offer is really helpful for other customers. We appreciate your feedback and hope you enjoy your holiday season in the shirt!

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Gabriela Duda
Brilliant festive tee!

Really pleased with this t-shirt — great quality cotton, soft and comfortable to wear,perfect fit. The print is clear and the ironic Christmas design adds a perfect touch of humour for the festive season. Ideal for winter gatherings or casual wear in the run-up to Christmas.A fun and stylish alternative to the usual jumpers. Highly recommend!

Thank you so much for your wonderful review! We're thrilled to hear you love the quality and design. Wishing you a joyful festive season!

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T.
Nice quality T-shirt

This T-shirt is a clever and playful twist on the traditional festive sweater. The print is clear and well-executed, and the fabric is soft and lightweight, making it comfortable to wear for long periods. It fits true to size and overall, it’s a simple but witty festive choice.

Thank you for your kind words about the Christmas Jumper T-Shirt! We're delighted to hear you find it both fun and comfortable. Enjoy wearing it this festive season!

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Peanut
Christmas jumper review.

Childhood traumas make it hard for me to get festive, and I don't like the whole "Christmas jumper" thing - an ugly itchy jumper that gets worn maybe three times a year for a couple of years is a massive waste - so this t-shirt ticked multiple boxes.✅Humbug✅Practicality✅Dry humourIt's a good shirt, with the print clear and nicely finished. The shirts are bought in, like 99% of printed shirts, and while not the premium heavyweight ones that you can get, it's not a budget one.The only issue I have is the price, which is a bit steep (usual price £20) for a simple print in my opinion.

We're glad you appreciated the design and quality. We understand your concern about the price and appreciate your feedback. Hopefully, you'll find more great options with us in the future!

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Reviewer
Really like this, it’s a bit different

This t-shirt is a real winner for anyone wanting something different for the festive season. The cotton feels soft and comfortable, and it fits true to size. The print is clear, with a playful, ironic Christmas design that adds a touch of humour without being over the top. It works well for casual wear in the run-up to Christmas or for winter gatherings, making it a fun alternative to the usual jumpers. Overall, a simple, stylish, and high-quality festive t-shirt that’s easy to wear and enjoy.

Thank you for your wonderful review! We're delighted to hear you enjoy the festive design and find the T-shirt comfortable and versatile. Happy holidays!

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Mike
Fits as sized.

Fits as sized. Good xmas jumper.

Thank you for your lovely review! We're so glad you found the tee to fit perfectly and enjoyed it for Christmas.

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Alan
Fits well great quality

Great quality

Thank you for your wonderful feedback! We're so happy to hear you're pleased with the quality and fit.

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Amazon Customer
As expected

Exactly what I wantedGreat fit and got loads of fun comments from people

We're so glad you love the tee and had fun with it. Thanks for sharing your experience! Happy Christmas!

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Bev
Nice quality

Perfect as the husband won't wear a Christmas jumper! Good quality too

Thank you for your lovely review! We're so glad you’re happy with the quality and that it’s a perfect fit for your husband. Happy holidays!

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mr r m davies
Great price

Great fun to wear much better than a bulky jumper

Thanks for your wonderful review! We're glad you enjoyed wearing it and found it to be a fun alternative to a bulky jumper. Happy Christmas!

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Mrs H
Would definitely recommend

Quality material, got lots of compliments.

Hi there! We're thrilled to hear you love the jumper and appreciate the compliments. Thanks for recommending Getting Shirty!

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